Taco Bell's 7 LAYER NACHO FRIES REVIEW!

Yep. They're here. I tried them, so you don't have to!

It's mushy, in a word. The fries at Taco Bell are always sort of soggy and stale feeling. The toppings are incredibly saucy - they work nicely with the structure of a plate of tortilla chips (a'la Nachos Bell Grande) or a burrito. The texture reminds me of poutine, but the flavors are all wrong. This dish is an exercise in futility.

I don't know why I chose these off of the menu.

I would not order these again.

Bleh.

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