Giant Fucking Political Signs

Per the Holland Charter Township municipal code:

Temporary yard signs on residential property.
a. Signs shall be limited to one sign per lot of record in agricultural and residential districts. One extra sign is permitted during a time period of 45 days prior to an election date to 15 days after the election date.
b. Each sign shall not exceed six square feet in area.
c. Signs shall be subject to a ten-foot setback from any property line and right-of-way.

As I drive around and still see large political campaign signs, I can't help but wonder why 2 specific candidates' signs get exemptions to this rule.

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